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Songs about erections

Post by Joe Lanza » Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:41 am

This one is about a guy popping a boner:



"I wonder if she could tell I'm hard right now, hm
Yeah, come on, dance for me baby, ha ha, yeah
Oh, oh, you feel that, alright
Come on, don't stop now
You done did it, come on, uh, yeah, alright, hold on
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me"

(female voice)

"Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you"

This one is about a guy who CAN'T get it up. As an added bonus, It's (allegedly) about Blur frontman Damon Albarn. Poor fella.



"No need to whine, boy,
Like a wind-up toy you stutter at my feet,
And it's never the time, boy,
You've had too much wine to stumble up my street.
Well it isn't a problem,
Nothing we can't keep between the sheets,
Tell me you're mine, love,
And I will not wait for other bedtime treats.

Is there something you lack,
When I'm flat on my back,
Is there something that I can do for you?
It's always something you ate,
Or it's something you hate,
Tell me is it the way that I touch you?
Have you found a new mate,
And is she really great,
Is it just that I'm much too much for you?
Oh, oh oh , ouah oh ah"

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Post by Padje » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:42 am

Joe Lanza wrote:
This one is about a guy who CAN'T get it up. As an added bonus, It's (allegedly) about Blur frontman Damon Albarn. Poor fella.

Definitely Damon. If you do a lot of nose skiing, you'll find your extremities will freeze.

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Re: Songs about erections

Post by ScorpioCorp » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:59 am

It ain't a songs about erections thread without the King of Sleaze, Dave Graney.



apollo 69
rocket sulkin in the desert heat
blowin off steam
spillin its seed on the barren dunes
billowin pubic cloud below
groaning shaking scaffold sways
nelson column Isaac Hayes shaft Watts Towers
Houston? What does Hefner reckon?I am not readin' you...
pioneers and diggers
psychedelic vistors
dune buggies appear like ponies on a cliff
like a wagon train to the stars
coyotes wail - this coffee stinks
hey lets roll onto Mars
Houston? wheres this sea of tranquility?

I am not readin' you

yeah those reds are up to somethin'
you know they've got Rasputins brain wired up to one of their missiles?
yeah its a black one
kinda like the pack leader
Castro ! man he's hot for the main feature
dyin to shove his cigar into the yellow sugar cane

apollo 69
rocket sulkin in the desert heat
blowin off steam
spillin its seed on the barren dunes
dyin to fall onto another world
ride the wild milky way

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Re: Songs about erections

Post by Buzz Sawyer » Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:48 am

The entire Led Zeppelin catalog.
Who's Rob Viper ?

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Post by Danny Williams » Tue Jul 18, 2017 6:24 am

Resurrection by Erection by Powerwolf

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Post by mlev76 » Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:13 pm

You cannot have a discussion about erection songs and not include hair metal, or as it was also known, "cock rock":



Read or sing along!

Well there's women in the city that make me feel shitty
And there's some that make me pack a wad
But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine
They won't even give me the time of day

I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

Sport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die yeah

Well my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig
And your drink's makin' you loosen up
Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you'll see
What the hell I been talkin' about

Don't know what I'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you
'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me
Well I wish you were sedated
So I could at least penetrate you

For an hour, maybe three yeah
I can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts
Ya know they really make my woody happy
But in the night clubs and such

And all the corner sluts
Might just make my waistband go snappy!

Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll be...

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Re: Songs about erections

Post by Blueisthecolour » Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:13 pm

There's always Erection by Turbonegro.
https://youtu.be/JHcFWcnS94E

Ich bin geil!

ARGHHHHH

Everytime I walk down the street - Erection
When I see a woman that I'd like to beat - Erection
When I think of blood I think of love - Erection
When I think of blood I think of love - Erection

Oh, I got Erection
Oh, I got Erection
Oh, I got Erection
Oh, I got Erection

When I set a house on fire - Erection
Once a liver, now she's a dier - Erection
When I dig a hole in the ground - Erection
When I hear that death punk sound- Erection

Oh, I got Erection
Oh, I got Erection
Oh, I got Erection
Oh, I got Erection

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Post by NutCrack » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:21 pm

Finding this topic underwhelming.

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Post by Joe Lanza » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:16 pm

"Rocket Ride" by KISS

Lady Space, you like the way I make you feel inside
Take a rocket ride

From the start you wanted to fly
I got the rocket and you want the ride
Take a rocket ride

Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride

Lady space, you better wake up fast
Countdown is comin' on
Take a rocket ride

The gravity that used to hold you down
Just don't exist no more
Take a rocket ride

Come on, grab a hold of my rocket

Baby's on her knees, baby wants to please
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby's on her knees, baby wants to please
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride


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Re: Songs about erections

Post by mlev76 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:58 pm

Oh, we're going down the Kiss trail of dick songs? Well then, strap in for



I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together, we can get hot
No more tomorrow, baby time is today
Girl, I can make you feel okay

No place for hidin' baby, no place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

You can't forget me baby, don't try to lie
You'll never leave me, mama, so don't try
I'll be a gambler, baby lay down the bet
We get together, mama you'll sweat

No place for hidin' baby, no place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, love gun

Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)

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