Category: Total Divas

Total Divas (S7: E2 “Dressed Like A Champ,” E3 “Breaking All The Rules”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Nov 17, 2017

You have to be in the right headspace to recap an unscripted dramedy about the offscreen exploits of the world’s most famous woman wrestlers

Total Divas (Season 7, Episode 1 – “This Is Make Or Break”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Nov 2, 2017

Total Divas returned this week, just in time to help fill that awkward “what now?” gap that falls between Halloween and Thanksgiving.

Total Divas (S6E16 – “Total SummerSlam”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | May 11, 2017

The season finale of Total Divas opens with Mike The Miz Mizanin using a leaf blower to provide artificial wind for his wife Maryse while she takes a selfie

Total Divas (S6E14 – “Runaway Bride”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Apr 27, 2017

This week’s Total Divas is a trigger warning for anyone whose job once included watching every episode of an entire season of Dancing With the Stars.

Total Divas (S6 E13 – “Group Sext”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Apr 21, 2017

Tough love is on the menu in this week’s episode of “Total Divas.” As Eva Marie wisely pointed out last week, sometimes love means you have to slap a bitch. And sometimes you have to force-feed her spinach or drag her to get eye surgery.

Total Divas (S6 E12 – “Feel the Glow”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Apr 13, 2017

Good news, graps fans: Reality TV Eva Marie has finally found her soulmate. It’s basically a match made in heaven.

Total Divas (S6 E11 – “The Draft”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Apr 6, 2017

WrestleMania, SchmestleSchmania. The REAL biggest WWE event of April arrived days after as Total Divas returned to the E! Network Wednesday night.

Total Divas (Season 6, Episode 1 – “Total Superstars”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Nov 18, 2016

Oh hey guys Total Divas is back and it is NOT KIDDING AROUND.

Total Bellas (S1E6 – “Wedding Mania”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Nov 10, 2016

It took six weeks, but I finally understand Total Bellas.

This isn’t a TV show. It’s a promo.

Total Bellas (Season 1, Episodes 4 & 5) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Nov 3, 2016

John Cena paints dicks, Bryan breaks down and John Laurinaitis prepares for his wedding — Total Bellas, everyone. Hashtag entertainment.

Total Bellas (Season 1 – Episode 3 – “Who’s the Boss?”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Oct 20, 2016

This week’s Total Bellas is a downer. Whether it’s the Danielsons being sad that schedules keep them apart or Bryan being devastated about his career ending

Total Bellas (Season 1, Episode 2 – “Quickie Fix”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Oct 13, 2016

Cue the “Kayfabe Is Dead” hot take cannon, because on this week’s episode of Total Bellas, LANA BREAKS CHARACTER!

Total Bellas (Season 1, Episode 1 – “Cena House Rules”) Recap

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Oct 6, 2016

Total Bellas premiered Wednesday on the E!. It’s a show you should only watch if you love all the best parts of Total Divas except for Titus O’Neil.

Total Divas (Season Five – Episode 14 – “C’est La Diva Part 2”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Apr 20, 2016

We bid adieu to Total Divas…maybe forever.

Total Divas (Season 5 – Episode 13 “C’est La Diva Part 1”) Review: To Paris!

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Apr 13, 2016

Rosa Mendes gets engaged on this international episode of E!’s Total Divas, as the cast heads to Paris – Plus news on returning cast members for Season Six!

Total Divas (Season 5 – Episode 12 – "Baby Talk") Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Apr 7, 2016

If there’s any positive to this week’s episode of Total Divas, it’s that it does an effective job summing up the ways in which the series has gone wrong.

Total Divas (Season 5, Episode 11 “Clothes Quarters”) Review

by Maia Nolan-Partnow | Mar 30, 2016

This week’s episode of Total Divas, entitled Clothes Quarters, has some Easter eggs for fans of other reality television shows. Unfortunately, that appears to be a tradeoff for the fact that if you’re actually a fan of Total Divas, there’s very little to recommend this particular installment in the adventures of (some of) the women of WWE.