TLC is in a few short hours and as has been customary the past few PPVs, the VOW staff is going to give you their picks and will take their accuracy way too seriously on preceding podcasts.

“Santa’s Little Helpers” battle royal for the #1 contendership to the Divas Championship

Layla vs. Kaitlyn vs. Alicia Fox vs. Natalya vs. Tamina Snuka vs. Aksana vs. Rosa Mendes vs. Cameron vs. Naomi  

Joe Lanza: Kaitlyn will win by accident

Rich Kraetsch: Could not fathom caring less, let’s go Kaitlyn.

Brett: N/A (we’ll give him Kaitlyn)

Dexter: Kaitlyn

Chairs match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Big Show (c) vs. Sheamus

Joe: Sheamus gets the title back

Rich: Sheamus wins, new champion. Way more opportunities for opponents with Sheamus. This is really the blow off.

Brett: Sheamus

Dexter: Big Show

Singles match for the Intercontinental Championship

Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Wade Barrett

Joe: Barrett wins with the Rainmaker Elbow. Kingston is slowly becoming post 1988 Tito Santana

Rich: Barrett and it’s not even close. Their careers are on two separate paths right now.

Brett: Kofi

Dexter: Kofi

Tables match for the #1 contendership to the Tag Team Championship

Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs. Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow)

Joe: Rhodes Scholars. Will they start planting seeds for the Mysterio/Sin Cara split?

Rich: Rhodes Scholars. They have more of a long term future as champs than Mysterio/Sin Cara.

Brett: Sin Cara/Rey

Dexter: Rhodes Scholars

Singles match for the United States Championship

Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. R-Truth

Joe: I predict that this will be better than the abomination of a match they had at Survivor Series. Cesaro retains, or at least he should.

Rich: Cesaro in a glorified squash match. There’s a slight chance they move Cesaro on to a World Title feud and have him lose, but I don’t think we’re there yet.

Brett: Cesaro

Dexter: Cesaro

Tables, Ladders and Chairs match; decided by either pinfall or submission

Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) and Ryback vs. The Shield (Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns)

Joe:  Daniel Bryan will do the honors. If The Shield loses, it will go down as one of the bigger booking mistakes of the last several years

Rich: WWE has no choice, The Shield HAS to win, HAS to and I think they will.

Brett: Team Hell No/Ryback

Dexter: The Shield

Ladder match for Dolph’s World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank contract

Dolph Ziggler vs. John Cena

Joe: Cena wins the briefcase, cashes in on The Rock at WrestleMania

Rich: Cena wins here. Hate to say it, but yeah, he wins here.

Brett: Ziggler because I refuse to acknowledge the obvious!

Dexter: Ziggler

And there you have it. Let us know who you got in the comment section or by tweeting: @VoicesWrestling